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I'm Em. I like to play CandyLand & climb trees. But you'll usually find me eating a Happy Meal or on Twitter- @EmaPalooza.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

lastdaysofmagic: Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary

lastdaysofmagic:

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary

Anonymous asked
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

Okay sure, I’m going to Datelink right now because I’m THAT naive. Ass.

Have a great day! :)

(Source: unmarkeddoor)

Marsha Ambrosius - Far Away (by MarshaAmbrosiusVEVO)

The lyrics don’t relate much to me but whoever produced this did a great job of not creating todays typical pop culture hit. Intelligent, mature R&B.

pinktowels asked
EMILY, Y U NO ON TUMBLR NO MORE?

I have been much more lately. Y U NO NOTICE?

Fashionably late? Not exactly. Sucittam asked me the question I just answered 2 or 3 months ago. Hopefully he’s come across $3 since then.

jenfunkygin asked
I love you until the end of time. Come back to me??

I love your face in your post yesterday. I love that you have pocket dialed me about 7 or 8 times recently and you don’t even know it, do you? I love you back, foreva! I’m coming back to you Memorial Day weekend.

sucittam asked
Can I borrow like $3?

I only have like $2.76 but you can have it. Buy me something nice.

Gotta love me. I disappear from the webternet for awhile and decide to come back to a random social media site, slightly intoxicated, and annoy someone then disappear again. At least I’m not annoying everyone on Twitter this time, right?

Poor @Juskewitch shouldn’t have to deal with the questions I asked him on Tumblr tonight.

:)

Clever. I want one.

Clever. I want one.

So I log onto to Tumblr…and it’s SST!

Life is good.

(Source: hayamandarae)

i’m breaking up with NFL. I need to see other sports and NBA is looking good right now.

Moving. Stuff. Sucks.

Yeah yeah Angry Birds, you’re fun and all. But why the hell are you so angry? What did the green pigs ever do to you?